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Call 0906 664 7529 to order Call 0906 466 0040 to order a Funny Voicemail
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904310...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1. It's time to talk.PREVIEWORDER
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9028A is for academics...B is for beer..One *burp* of those is the reason we're not here.....PREVIEWORDER
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9054Aerobics And 5, 6, 7, 8, can't talk right now, stretch it up 2, 3......PREVIEWORDER
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9025After the tone please leave your name and number and where you left the money.....PREVIEWORDER
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2003Chainsaw sound - Thank you for calling but the doctor is in surgery...PREVIEWORDER
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9030Chanting in background Welcome to the afterlife voicemail system. If you're trying to reach heaven, please press 1.....PREVIEWORDER
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7005Chicken clucking You've reached the headquarters of the chicken labour union coalition ...…PREVIEWORDER
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9010Don't you do that now, don't you dare! I don't wanna hear it......PREVIEWORDER
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9018Errr. Hi. This may seem a little odd but I'm the microwave oven....PREVIEWORDER
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9039French Lady This is the French gourmon with a delicious answering machine recipe.....PREVIEWORDER
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7009German accent Ja, hello, these people having so much fun drinking de beer...…PREVIEWORDER
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9012Goodday passengers. Welcome to flight 416 flying non stop to beep.....PREVIEWORDER
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9031Greetings Earthlings, I am an extra terrestrial from the planet Hmhuumugh.....PREVIEWORDER
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9015Hello and welcome to the top 5 reasons to hang up now if you're a salesman. Number 5, we probably don't want one anyway, number 4, we don't have enough money for your imaginary high priced product. Number 3, we said no the first time .....PREVIEWORDER
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9046Hello darling, Nando here, looking marvellous. Please leave a message after the tone so I can hear you because I'm sure you sound marvellous.....PREVIEWORDER
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9038Hello friends, and thanks for calling Flatulence Anonymous. All of our councillors are pretty occupied right now.....PREVIEWORDER
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9001Hello, *tapping the mic* Testing (whispers, How do I leave a message on this thing?) ......PREVIEWORDER
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9004Hello, did you know that your advertisement could appear in this space for just $4.99 per day? ......PREVIEWORDER
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9013Hello, God speaking. Please leave your name, number and prayer after the tone....PREVIEWORDER
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9008Hello, I am home right now but I can't find the phone, please leave a long loud message and help me locate it....PREVIEWORDER
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9032Hello, I can't take your call right now as I seemed to have contracted some kind of attention deficit disorder.....PREVIEWORDER
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9006Hello, I can't talk right now 'cos I've got ....errrr amnesia and I feel a bit stupid talking to people I don't remember......PREVIEWORDER
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9040Hello, I'm not home right now but I can take a message, so just hang on while I get a pencil......PREVIEWORDER
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9024Hello, I'm the latest Windows 2000 compliant XS 486 voicemail recorder and I'm equipt with a Pentium mark 7 processor to ensure that nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wrong.....PREVIEWORDER
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9022Hello, please leave your name, number and a brief message.....PREVIEWORDER
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9003Hello, there's nobody here right now....PREVIEWORDER
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9033Hello, this is Bob the burglar here, the owner ain't home right now, so if you wanna leave a message, please do so, but it won't matter cos I'm gonna take the answer phone.....PREVIEWORDER
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9027Hello, we're not here but please leave a message for our dog.....PREVIEWORDER
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9026Hello, what am I saying....There's no-one here. Well....there is but not as I speak.....PREVIEWORDER
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9019Hello, you have reached the North American air defence contract centre. Stand by at the tone to give coordinates and destination ...PREVIEWORDER
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9052Hey baby, this is the love doctor, I'm at the bedside of a very special patient.....PREVIEWORDER
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9021Hey.... Hi! Can you help me? Can you help me? I'm stuck down here in the phone......PREVIEWORDER
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9023Hi the voicemail machine is broken right now so this is the fridge. Please leave your message when the light goes out....PREVIEWORDER
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9020Hi, I can't come to the phone right now, you see, this morning I accidently took 2 laxative tablets along with my prozac and now I can't get off the can but I'm really happy about it.....PREVIEWORDER
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9009Hi, we're not in right now but if you'de like to leave a message please press hash, press 3 then dial your name press 6 the dial your number......PREVIEWORDER
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9048Hi, yeah, you've reached mother nature. I'm not in right now, I'm just a little busy trying to get ready for spring....PREVIEWORDER
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9007Hi, you've reached Tim and Sonia. We can't come to the phone right now because we're both doing something we really enjoy......PREVIEWORDER
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9041Horse racing commentator And they're off, its nobody can take your call jumping into an early lead followed closely by please leave a message after the tone.....PREVIEWORDER
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9042Hypnotist You're growing tired, your eyelids are getting heavy, you feel very sleepy now.....PREVIEWORDER
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9044If you leave your message at the sound of the kitty, we'll get right back to you.PREVIEWORDER
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9029Ladies and Gentlemen, Lords and Ladies, Dukes and Duchesses, Prince and Princess'esses.....PREVIEWORDER
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9014Loud music is background Hang on, hang on....Let me turn this down... Hang on......Hang on. Music stops. Please leave me a message.…PREVIEWORDER
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9047Monty Python Oooh hello, you've reached theMonty Python silly voices preservation society.....PREVIEWORDER
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9049Movie Trailer From the person you've tried to reach comes..Answering Machine, The story of a phone that just kept ringing.....PREVIEWORDER
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9050She traced the line down his chest towards his raging manhood.....PREVIEWORDER
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9005Shouting in background Hello, this is the Jones residence and we're in the middle of a family fight right now...…PREVIEWORDER
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9035So you've decided to give us a call. Well, we're not here. Did you think we had nothing better to do than sat here waiting for you to ring up.........PREVIEWORDER
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9017Thank you for calling Learn Japanese in 20 seconds a day. Are you ready? Lets begin.....PREVIEWORDER
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9002Thank you for dialling Dial an Asshole. All our assholes are busy right now......PREVIEWORDER
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9016Toilet Flushing Hello, incontinence hotline...…PREVIEWORDER
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9034Very kindly confine your remarks to a brief message.PREVIEWORDER
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9053Welcome to the telephone weather report, bringing up-to-date reports to your phone's location where tomorrow will once again be sh*te......PREVIEWORDER
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9011Well, hi there. Welcome to the easy listening sounds of this voicemail device......PREVIEWORDER
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5019Wooshing sound Hello, we are home. We're still trying to catch something with this net..…PREVIEWORDER
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9051You have just reached the amazing Ronfold phonomatic telephone answering machine.....PREVIEWORDER
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9045You're through to Dial-a-Hit. You got someone out doing your girl, stealing your business, or just p***ing you off.....PREVIEWORDER
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Call 0906 664 7529 to order Call 0906 466 0040 to order a Funny Voicemail
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Calls cost £1.50 per minute at all times and last approximately 2.5 minutes. You should be over 16 to use this service. Some mobile operators may charge more for this service so we recommend you use a landline. Ensure you have the bill payers permission and that your phone is compatible. If you have any problems contact our helpline on 0870 800 0422 or by email.
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